went with 'The Big Ego' people.
mathew has big ego.
stanley has big ego.
kenneth has big ego.

haha.

yay! finally we were going onboard. imagine the excitement!

this is twice as exciting. our cabins for the entire trip. 5016/5018.

very important access cards. you want food you want games you need this card.

feeling so happy bout ourselves. we're on the cruise!

hee

hah

AHH.. UMMM~!

settled many meals here at the Mediterranean. kiasu people lars. free food = more food. the cakes are like my favorite. 'xi guays' are kenneth's favorite. haha! it made him pass so much motion one night he didnt wanna eat anymore.

the big ego people.

kenneth: stanley ni hen ah gua lor.
mathew: ni you big ego.

i just wanted to show, stanley loy wants to be in all the pictures. haha. he keeps posing.

i think joining the Navy is like being on cruise.minus the food minus the fun. and lesser space. i better think twice now. anyway iv already forgotten how to write chinese letters. lemme pretend i have seasick.

' go cruise fat lor. eat and eat and eat.' typical comment bout cruise. sounds like what wach would whine about. haha. but we couldnt get fat cos of overeating lar. theres the basketball game we play Daily. i think it sounds very -.- to like go on cruise to play basketball. its like - going all the way to thailand to eat macdonalds,when u can have it in singapore. anyway its very funny to play basketball on the deck. your everything is flying around. very very hilarious. i'll show you kenneth.

neh!! kenny's favorite expression. hands out. thumb on your nose. tongue stuck out. neh!! haha.

i dont know what shes doing. haha

and then these two...

wach brought her speakers and then we were like stuck in the cabin doing mtv . the guys went for this gayish Men bonding session at the jacuzzi. hahaha. everyone started doing mad and ugly stuff thats Strictly not to be seen by outsiders. heard that kenneth did some dirty dancing in their cabin. haha! plus he was going crazy mimicking mr yeo. gimme the HI clap! kenneth screams like a girl btw!

Second day we arrived at Penang. i tell u what we did. we did PARA-SAILING,JETSKIING AND HAD A GO ON THE BANANA BOAT. forget bout the banana boat lah. its so lame. waste of money. but the para sailing and jetskiing was totally worth a try. para sailing is basically like you're equipped with this parachute and pulled along by a speed boat. means we're up in the air. we're just hanging! omg its the coolest thing eva. cooler than falling flat on your face

and crashing into seaweed. hahaha. that happened to rachel. the rest of us just sat in a row watching her fly past us and crashing lah. then we couldnt stop laughing. nobody went up to her to ask how is she. we just laughed. haha. its damn funny.

apprently i cant figure whos up there in the picture. the funniest part of parasailing was taking off and landing. you know we wanted to do it in pairs at first. but they talked us out of it. actually they kinda imposed it on us lah. so we had to do it alone! omg alone. we had to run when they shout ' Run! ' then you'd just go up . haha.and then you're just floating around. the feeling is like no other . exhilarating. but mostly i was just worrying bout how id land later. my shorts were like crumpled then i thought id fall unglamly or smthg.

in the end i fell into the water. couldnt stop screaming and laughing at the same time. exposed butt/falling in water. i cant decide which one is worse. haha.

stanley landed like those pro parachuters that come on National day and everyone goes 'whoooooooooooh........ perfect! this is sgt xxx with a record of 10 jumps' Red lions right? or smthg lah. haha

jetskiing was even cooler. i paired with brins and i was like' ehh so sexy lah im gonna hafta hold you.' haha. preen and stan went first. they came near shore to look for us but ended up crashing then they just flew off the jet and disappeared. we couldnt find them and suddenly two heads just bobbed out of the water. the two idiots fell into the water. haha.

anyway ya it was very very exciting. we made slow turns and then find a straight clear path to dash all the way. brins and i just screamed and screamed non stop. it was very shiok lah.. the water in your face, your hair all over your face. haha. then that guy suddenly stopped and said' eh i needa pull my pants '.... lol.

mel went with kenneth and i think kenneth screamed louder than mel. his high pitched girly screams. kenneth is so ah gua!. haha

wach and mat.

mel must be love-sick lah. haha. the one sitting by the window's mel. um stan and kenneth were imitating some people and obessed with it the whole night. seemed like everything has a link to that person. haha. we were going for dinner at Bella Vista that night and there was dress code. somehow i didnt bring any formal wear, dont ask me why, i just didnt. so we cooked up something. that skirt belongs to wach. the shoes belong to mel. i know it doesnt go well at all. but haha. esp the skirt part. i hooked it up with like three large pins and wore it up my waist. its actually a long pair or skirt. during dinner, snap!, the pins came off cos i was fidgeting around. pffft. i wont go into details bout the embarrassment i felt. haha.

day Three in Phuket!! this day ought to be very interesting you know. but who knows i fell sick. haha. spoiler lah. anyway before i got sick, we were on this tour. didnt go into the shopping malls. we just explored ourselves. so ya eight of us just walked around. at least it was in the day lah and thats not so bad. my parents always say thailand is dangerous like they'd catch you chop off your limbs and make u a beggar! hahaha. traffic was bad. the eight of us stood on the roadside contemplating whether or not to cross the street. the zebra crossing was just there for the sake of having to be there.. then there were communication problems. we went to have lunch at this shop and the person sprouted thai to us. What?

after that we shopped abit at those roadside shops. oh ya we tooked neos! thai neos! hahaha.

it was actually a computer. and you select the designs from a folder. then she'll key it into the computer then you take a picture. just for a hundred baht. we got to take eight pictures. plus we get to retake the pictures. and we have time to decide who to be in the picture. then the pictures were laminated. our money 's so hard to earn man. hah

then we were off to patong beach. the stretch of beach that sells all the imitation. so i got sick. when we were bout to get off the bus, i got naus. after we got off the bus, my vision blurred like mad. i got giddy and i couldnt walk any further at all. i had to squat down. then i started crying. im telling you how lousy it is to be crying on the streets of phuket cos you wanna vomit and you are giddy. i got up and tried to walk somemore. i squatted down again. it looked almost like a procession -.- haha. so the ego people became rreally sweet. anyway i think i got sick because i was hungry. hahaha. cos i settled down at starbucks while the others went to do shopping, had a muffin, slept for a few mins and i was all ready to go again. kenneth and mat accompanied me . it was so funny how the three of us were in a cafe together and then later we went shopping together. that would never happen if it was not for cruise. haha.

trawled the stretch of shops. but theres seriously nothing. every shop sells the same goods. i only bought one tee shirt and its not even fake. bargaining is not easy. i always end up losing. haha. there was this man omg its rreally scary. i walked away and he pulled me back. its totally nauseating. worse than what i felt before. ee dirty old man pulling me. very very gross lah. x ten!

the people went for the Gala dinner that night.

preen stan and i gave it a miss. so guess what. i had my first game of Mahjong. its like so interesting. what pong chi and all that. wach even did that pointless ' chuang kou...' thing. hahaha then the gala people came and took over. i think they got tipsy cos mel was blabbering. haha. so preen stan and i we went to have dinner. that day's dinner was rreally nicer but i doubt the gala people would believe us. they'd just call it a case of self delusion. haha. neh!! dinner was rreally nice.

even later that night, we borrowed games to play. intended to play Twister but we rreally cant figure how. stan had to put his hand near kenneth's youknowwhere and kenneth was screaming ' bu yao! ni bu yao fang guo lai! ' hahaha

played The game of life in the end. right from the start everyone began churning up stories, everyone was just laughing and talking at the same time. stan got a second wife ( at first was brin's sis then it became brins's mum. haha! )

stan reads Life card.

stan: yay i can have another wife! *picks up a pink figure

wach: eh cannot! thats katrina! hahahaha

*stan picks up another pink figure

wach + everybody: eh thats brinston's mum! hahahahahaha

no offence no offence!!

then next up we had to queue to go and die. wach came up with this ' lai pai dui pai dui go and die ' thing. hahaha lmao! got it videoed down its damn hilarious.

i forgot which night, we went up to the Helipad to play games. the handkerchief game again. cept that this time round the person walking around doesnt know whos the catcher. so the catcher was sposed to just stand up and run. wach was herself again that night. she just stood down there and screamed. haha. alright.and the last night, we went to the huge chestboard area to play murderer. i winked and winked at kenneth soooo many times but he was oblivious to it. dont know whos eye is smaller lah.

on the third night, we planned to stay up. kenneth wanted to go onto the deck at dawn to sleep. so when the sun comes out, he can sleep and tan at the same time. haha. they rreally tried that but the deck was freezing at that hour i think. me... i fell asleep long ago at four lah. intended to just lie there and who knows i fell asleep. nobody bothered to wake me. preen says not like id bother to wake up anyway. haha.

and then we had to go home! everyone spent the last day complaining bout how it was the last day.. ironically, the guys wasted the entire morning sleeping. we girls went to the jacuzzzi. and to tan. so ima very tanned person now. face's too black though. argh..

last picture taken before rushing back to pack!

iv zoomed in and checked. stan was stepping on my picture! damn big ego person.

this is my friend of soo many years and iv to Ask for a picture to be taken. and he still said ' Huh' okay. then he asked wach to take a picture with him. what is fair now?!

the Helipad area!

' Eight, Damn Big Ego Smiles : Priceless ' copied this from preen's place. its so amusing. i liked that idea.

took this picture with kenneth's friend. we actually made friends there.... haha